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To look almost pretty.
Cards Against the Regency: If Jane Austen played Cards Against Humanity.
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prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.
Catching up with people who are still in school

whatshouldwecallme:

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empauror:

tumblr during autumn, more like

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zackisontumblr:

do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours

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lesbiangrandmas:

randomfandomteacher:

heretical-hypothetical:

artigosaurus:

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i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

THE UNDERDOG

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

SOURCES
HERE

YUSSSSD

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I HATE BOOKS…THEY GET YOU SUCKED INTO SOMEONE ELSE’S LIFE AND YOU’RE SO EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED THAT YOU FEEL WHAT THEY FEEL AND HOLY STINKING CRAP DO I HAVE FEELINGS RIGHT NOW. BUT THEN…JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL, THE STORY’S ABOUT TO END AND THEY WILL END UP HAPPILY EVER AFTER…IT ENDS WITH A CLIFF-HANGER AND MUCH TO YOUR DISMAY, YOU REALIZE THAT IT’S A FREAKING THREE BOOK SERIES AND YOU’RE ON BOOK ONE. AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU JUST SPENT $20 ON AMAZON BUYING THE NEXT TWO BOOKS USED BECAUSE YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AND YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO CONTROL THESE FEELINGS.

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OUTLASTING